Dearest internet friends,

Over the weekend we got the keys to our new Caribbean outpost HQ. That kinda sounds like the caption of an Instagram shitpost I'd have written from the pissing rain in Scotland years ago... is this the kind of manifesting that girlies are always talking about? Anyway... now we have a dedicated space for all the things we've acquired and had stuffed away in a storage unit. We'll start showing some of that over on Instagram sometime soon. And this is, without a doubt, the correct place to base Club Poolsuite out of.

Anyway, please peruse the latest additions to the Club Poolsuite directory – the website for which will be in your hands as soon as humanly possible!

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🔗 Added to Service → Travel: This concierge service takes you on a tour of the Amalfi coast in a vintage Mercedes.

🔗 Added to Media → Video: Essential knowledge for any aspiring leisurist: How you can turn any large shell into a lamp for ~$10.

🔗 Added to Product/Gear → Music/Audio: Congratulations to whoever purchased this impeccable Philips Rosita Stereo Commander. I'm not jealous AT ALL.

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